just for laughs...
- Yo' mama so fat she has to walk on the street instead of hogging the sidewalk.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she's on the highway, she has to stop at the weigh station.
- Yo' mama so fat, she was alone on a corner and the cop arrested her for loitering.
- Yo' mama so fat, she fell through a black hole and got stuck.
- Yo' mama's so fat that she went into 7-11 and didn't come out until 11:07.
- Yo' mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
- Yo' mama so fat, when she inspected the Eiffel Tower they had to rebuild it.
- Yo' mama's so fat a parachute wouldn't cover her.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses duct tape for Band-aids.
- Yo' mama so fat, she has to wear snowshoes on dry land.
- Yo' mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.
- Yo' Mama so fat that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class.
- Yo' mama so fat, she held her wedding in her ass.
- Yo' mama so fat, that when she walked past the tv, 3 advertisements had gone by.
- Yo' mama so fat, when she jumped for joy, people thought it was an eclipse.
- Yo' mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
- Yo' mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
- Yo' mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
- Yo' mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
- Yo' mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
- Yo' mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved.
- Yo' mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
- Yo' mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
- Yo' mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
- Yo' mama so fat she uses a mattress for a Kotex.
- Yo' mama so fat if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt.
- Yo' mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
- Yo' mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo' Mama so Ugly, her pillows cry at night.
- Yo mama is like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on.
- Yo' mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart.
- Yo' mama so ugly, she makes onions cry!
- Yo' mama so fat she has to walk on the street instead of hogging the sidewalk.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she's on the highway, she has to stop at the weigh station.
- Yo' mama so fat, she was alone on a corner and the cop arrested her for loitering.
- Yo' mama so fat, she fell through a black hole and got stuck.
- Yo' mama's so fat that she went into 7-11 and didn't come out until 11:07.
- Yo' mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
- Yo' mama so fat, when she inspected the Eiffel Tower they had to rebuild it.
- Yo' mama's so fat a parachute wouldn't cover her.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses duct tape for Band-aids.
- Yo' mama so fat, she has to wear snowshoes on dry land.
- Yo' mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, she once got stuck between the North and South Pole.
- Yo' Mama so fat that when she went to school she sat next to the whole class.
- Yo' mama so fat, she held her wedding in her ass.
- Yo' mama so fat, that when she walked past the tv, 3 advertisements had gone by.
- Yo' mama so fat, when she jumped for joy, people thought it was an eclipse.
- Yo' mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
- Yo' mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
- Yo' mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
- Yo' mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
- Yo' mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
- Yo' mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved.
- Yo' mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
- Yo' mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
- Yo' mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
- Yo' mama so fat she uses a mattress for a Kotex.
- Yo' mama so fat if she bent over, they could show two movies on her butt.
- Yo' mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
- Yo' mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo' Mama so Ugly, her pillows cry at night.
- Yo mama is like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on.
- Yo' mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart.
- Yo' mama so ugly, she makes onions cry!
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